Heard at Breakfast

Mom: I need to go print something, and use the bathroom.

Dad: Don't do both at the same time.

Later.....

Ring Ring Ring.

Dad: "Whats the matter, honey? Did you fall into the toilet? I told you not to do both at the same time. "

My parents are quickly becoming good entertainment.

It appears dad forgot JC The Donkey. Perhaps this is for the best.